I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
