he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
