Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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