Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
