chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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