is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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