you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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