How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
