And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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