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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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