is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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