Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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