You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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