I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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