i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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