your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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