help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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