How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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