3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
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Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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