so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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