You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Let's paint friendship bongs
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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