remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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