Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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