sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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