In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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