We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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