His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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