spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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