im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
ok first of all what the fuck
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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