Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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