Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
