if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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