The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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