Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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