Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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