He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I would fuck him just for his dog
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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