The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She bit a glass in half.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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BRING THE BAGELS
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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