Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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