I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
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So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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