Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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