please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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