i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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