Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
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I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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