well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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