I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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