They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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