no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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