Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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