What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Randomize