after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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