Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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