so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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